BASTARDO! I WOULD NEVER FUCK YOU EVEN IF I WAS HANDCUFFED IN A BED NEXT TO FRANCE AND VENEZIANO!
Ah~ pero Romano, I'm the only person you got besides Ita-chan. Besides, I'm your wife.
FUCK YOU WIFE!
So, this is Espaņa's (Spain's) Hoedown. I had a little trouble with this one, because I couldn't come up with a witty line for "walls", so I asked Kotie (~selienasnake
), she came up with some ideas and then she wrote a line somewhat similar to this one and I thought it was perfect. So, I made a few changes and Viola~!
Spain, Romano (c) Hetalia
Hoedown (c) Whose Line is it Anyway
Parody (c) Mine
Bye bye boo.